Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Haikusday

Psychic spoon bending
Seems a lot of effort when
A cheap trick will do

Colin Fry, medium
Trumpet waving charlatan
Ectoplasmic goon

Woo tells us nothing
Science measures the sun with
Umbrella and tin can

Nempi fuel challenge
How far can you drive in a
Volkswagen Polo?

Conflict resolved by
Judicious x-box purchase
Modern ceasefire called

Java code engine
Crawls when run concurrent with
Weekly virus scan

Frustration prompts request
Please sir, can I have some ram?
Hurrah for tech support!


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