Haikusday

Amidst the Tall Trees
I hunt a legendary
Scarred leviathan

After the heat wave
Frank the cat reclaims his spot
Indoors on the bed

Is the Express on
A grand crusade to offend
Common decency?

If you want to rile
An ex pat Ozzie housemate
Just call him 'Crab Eyes'

Pair of nesting doves
Provide more simple joy than
Satellite TV

Note for Haiku fans
Some bonus skeptic poems
Available here