• 20:34 Richard Herrings new book has arrived - hurrah! twitpic.com/1lu61x #
• 10:28 I hav come to tell u dat da fud bowl iz empty - just sayin #caturday twitpic.com/1m0see #
• 12:39 Cut public spending but feel really guilty about it #torylibdempolicies #
• 12:40 Scrap ID cards but make library cards compulsory #torylibdempolicies #
• 12:42 Faith schools to be matched with an equal number of Dawkins Academies #torylibdempolicies #
• 12:45 The n ext series of Britain's got Talent to be decided by proportional representation #torylibdempolicies #
• 13:09 #ebz Fallen London: once capital of the British Empire, now home of the Bazaar. Deep. Dark. Expensive.... fallenlondon.com/c/71792 #
• 14:14 Put up taxes for high earners but promise not to gloat about it #torylibdempolicies #
• 14:19 Any Tory MP found expressing homophobic views to be duffed up by @iaindale #torylibdempolicies #
• 14:21 Nick Clegg to be made an honorary member of the Bullingdon Club #torylibdempolicies #
• 14:25 No limits on immigration as long as they go and live in Rochdale #torylibdempolicies #

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