Avast, me hearties!
The weather has been set fair in this particular port today, even if I were awake before seven bells this morn. I've enjoyed a stroll around the poop deck with me trusty sea dog, but other than that it has been a notably idle day - a spot of reading, a game of Monkey Island on me trusty old computer and half of a phantasmagorical projection from those scurvy dogs of Love Film.
No doubt I'll be splicing the main brace as soon as the sun is over the yard arm this very evening, and I aim to lighting up me new ships lantern to ward off the gloom of night. It only remains for me to be wishin all me crew mates the very best compliments of International Talk Like a Pirate Day!