Incoming!

Forgive me Wii Fit, for I have sinned. It has been seven days since my last body test and that time I have drunk much beer. In my defence, my weight has stayed the same and I have spent most of today hitting people with sharp pointy things (and not so sharp, but equally effective wooden sticky things). I will do the penance of ten minutes of super advance rhythm boxing, thirty jack knife sit ups, an island lap of jogging and enough yoga to make half an hour of fit time.

In other news, after the aforementioned hitting things, I was wandering through Debenhams supping on a Dark Mocha Frappaccino Light when I saw the first display of Christmas cards and decorations for sale. Oh, FFS! It's over three months to December, and even though it's a bit rubbish meteorologically speaking outside at the moment it is still technically the end of summer more or less. Sometimes, I despair.