I missed KK Slider last night – I remembered at two minutes to midnight and made a dash for the cafe, but he had already packed up and gone. Bah. Still, at least today was Sunday – plenty of pears to harvest and a red turnip to sell gave me plenty of seed capital (ho ho!) to plant (tee hee!) in the stalk market (arrf!) in the hopes of reaping a big harvest (I am satirical!)
I bought 400 turnips off Joan in the vain hope that this will finally be the week when Nook the crook starts offering a decent price. We shall see. At least the Happy Room Academy seem to be, er, happy with my new garden room arrangement. I’ve got a lawn, a sky wallpaper, bonfire, pond, lawn sprinkler, barbecue and hammock set up with a ghetto blaster to listen to collection of KK choons. Maybe having good feng shui will give me a boost in the turnip prices?
Finally, I went back to the cafe to buy my usual cup of coffee from Brewster the pigeon. I’ve been a regular there for a while now, and this morning he offered me some of his special ‘pigeon milk’ in my cup. BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW!
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