Thursday, March 12, 2026

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Let’s start with the positive stuff. There are some really nice guitar riffs on this with funky bass lines and solid production values. After that, it goes downhill. The biggest red flag is not only white people rapping, but white people rapping about sex. Badly. 

I mean, they’re not even trying to be subtle here. It’s all hard dicks and creamy beavers like a bit of fevered fan fiction. I imagine. Lead singer Anthony Kledis was 30 when he wrote this, so he hasn’t even got the excuse of being a horny teenager. Seriously dude, take a cold shower and ask yourself what you’re doing with your life.

Also, this was 74 minutes long to fill up a cd and if they’d trimmed the beavers (ho, ho) there was probably a passable album in there.

https://album.link/gb/i/945581828



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