Or not, as the case may be.
The weekend bug seems to have gone, but I've been left with grumbling pain in my lower abdomen combined with bloating and, to put it delicately, a lack of regularity in the toilet department. I'm pretty sure it's not appendicitis, but it's uncomfortable all the same. I've been drinking water, eating lots of fruit and had a couple of senna-pod tablets, so we'll see if that does the trick.
Apologies for the minimalist blogging - normal service will be resumed when, er, normal service is resumed.