Silent night, squamous night

From the Salford Advertiser : Christmas Carols for the mentally ill

• Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
• Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
• Dementia - I Think I'll be Home For Christmas.
• Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me.
• Manic - Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And...
• Paranoid - Santa Clause Is Coming To Town To Get Me.
• Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire.
• Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why.
• Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy Oooh Look At The Froggy, Can I Have A Chocolate, Why Is France So Far Away.
• Obessive Complusive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,.

For Guitar Hero fans, have a go at the surprisingly tricky Handbell Hero (H/T Nancy)

Finally, one of my favourite Christmas records (especially for Mexico Will) : ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? - Augie Rios